2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and

Shingles? Shoot!

I try not to go to the doctor unless I can see bone OR something disturbing is growing in a place where others can see it (remember my thumb thang?) OR it’s time for my annual “place your boobs on this shelf and hang on for dear life while we smoosh them” exam.

But after waking up…

Three seasonal truths for women (and men) over 50

1. Dressing in layers keeps you warm.
2. Dressing in layers is likely to result in doing the pee-pee dance.
3. The only thing more disturbing than the pee-pee dance is the poo-poo dance.

Two “bathroom” topics in a row. Hope it doesn’t become a trend.

Think ya gotta go? Think again…

There’s a running joke in our family that I know where every bathroom is located in every store in town.  I can’t help it—shopping brings out the “best” in me!

One day last week

Don’t cry over spilled milk

I’m not crying.  It’s much worse than that!

Something terrible happened after I blogged earlier this week about Miss Daisy. I hadn’t driven her since December 30, when I went to Tulsa with my sister PJ someone I refuse to name. We had a very busy day in Tulsa, but nothing unusual happened on the trip.

So a few days ago, husband tells me something “stinks” in the garage.