Never assume that men understand

July 10, 2008 at 9:22 pm 2 comments

I didn’t start this blog so that I could just repeat funny stuff that I get in emails, but this was just TOOOOO hilarious to pass up.  🙂

A woman was in a coma.  She had been in it for months.  Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.  One of them wa washing her private area and noticed there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.  They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.”  The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few minutes, the woman’s monitor flat-lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room. “What happened?” they cried.

The husband said, “I’m not sure. Maybe she choked.”

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND. 🙄

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Cheri  |  July 12, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Hysterical!

    Reply
  • 2. Terry  |  July 13, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Being somewhat, of a blond I don’t normally pass these thing on, but this is a medical alert for some.

    A blond goes to the doctor and complains that her breast implants are leaking. When the doctor asks her what makes her think so, she replies, “Because every time a gu;y plays with my boobs, my panties get wet!”

    Reply

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