The age gap

January 28, 2009 at 10:30 pm 2 comments

Thanks for this, Cheri!

At 85 years of age, Roger married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. 

After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens, and there is Roger, her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Roger. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond “good night” and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but—aha!  You guessed it! Roger is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. And, once more they enjoy each other.

But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.”

Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says, “‘You mean I was here already?”  😆

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Susan  |  January 31, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Very funny!! What was your name again?

    Reply
  • 2. okwriter2  |  February 1, 2009 at 10:31 am

    My name is NOT Jenny…just ask husband. 🙂

    Reply

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