The orchestra

July 21, 2010 at 12:36 pm 4 comments

I’ve never been a fan of classical music. These days, however, I’m having to get used to hearing it.

Seems every time I move, my body makes noises. My sneezes, sudden and plentiful, are reminiscent of a playful string section. The outburst are often accompanied by unexpected simultaneous toots from the horn section. This cacophony blends with snare drums in the background—the subtle click, click, click of my knees—as I hurry to the bathroom.

Not quite Mozart or Beethoven…but entertaining for sure.  And classic.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Sheryl  |  July 21, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    HAHAHAHA*SnORf*HAHAHAHAHA*sNOrF*!!!!!!

    That’s some funny stuff right there!

    Reply
  • 2. Annski  |  July 21, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Wow! What a one-woman band! “And now, Rita’s interpretation of the classics…”

    Reply
  • 3. Whitney  |  July 22, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    I think you should take your show on the road!

    Reply
  • 4. Rita  |  July 23, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Glad you ladies enjoyed that. If you want to, we could form an a chick band and go on tour… because I know you make noises, too!
    🙂

    Reply

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